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Issue No. 206 | 05 December 2003 |
A New Mark for Labor
Interview: Muscling Up Unions: Thinking Pink Bad Boss: Global Bully Unions: National Focus Economics: Friend or Flunkey? History: Young Blood Industrial: Living For Work? International: Fighting Together Poetry: Medicare Plus Blues Review: Human Racing
Contractors Hang Up on Telstra Uni Workers Too Smart For Minister Employer Bullies Vie For �Tony� South Coast Deal to Build Movement TeleTech Safety Rep Vows to Fight On Corporates Urged to Come Clean Engineers Ground Safety System
The Soapbox The Locker Room Politics Parliament
Bob Gould On Kicking The Liberals Out
Labor Council of NSW |
Tool Shed DARTH VADER
***** Ahhh, the Star Wars Program, how's that for a bit of nostalgia? When the most dangerous US President in living memory starts gasbagging on about putting man on the moon again you can be sure that their conga-line allies here are also searching for a decent distraction from a deteriorating electoral situation. In a week that has seen new ALP leader Mark Latham show a lot of go, the Federal Government has been desperately scrambling around trying to find a wedge to portray Mark as being 'soft on terrorism'. Given that the Star Wars Program is allegedly able to protect us from inter-continental ballistic missiles, exactly what relevance it has in protecting us from car bombs is immediately unclear. Nevertheless the government has released Senate attack puppy, Robert Hill, to save us all from whatever the latest peril is this week. The rather inappropriately named Defence Minister let the cat out of the bag by admitting that there isn't really a threat after all. So what is Robert Hill doing spending taxpayers dosh looking in a dark room for a black cat that isn't there? I think most Australians can safely assume that the Federal cabinet has collectively lost its marbles and that Hill is no exception. Either that or our defence priorities are decided by some flunkey in Rumsfeld's office, as no other nation is queuing up to get on board this pie in the sky project. Luckily though the technology is incredibly suspect, and the election of a Democrat US president will pull the pin on this nice little earner for the arms industry, and see a move towards far more trivial priorities such as health care, education, the environment and living standards. In the meantime though Hill is happy to shovel money at this Emperor's New Clothes project despite the fact that there is no current credible threat. Hill is fond to bang on about security but our Tool of the Week seems to think this equates with his own party's electoral fortunes. It should come as no surprise that all this should emanate from a man who views those Australian's who put their lives on the line for this country as a nice photo opportunity. Bobby Hill is no Napoleon, more of a General Custer, with his latest no-brainer highlighting how out of his depth this man is. One use he could put his position to is finding out what from the Navy what are the appropriate procedures when on a sinking ship. Our Tool of the Week will have to take a break from the conga-line for a while and find his security under the protection of the sturdy Tool Shed roof. If Robert Hill had a scrap of honesty left he would paraphrase Jack Kennedy: "We do not choose to do these things because they are easy, but rather, we choose to do these things because they are good wedge politics."
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