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Issue No. 192 | 22 August 2003 |
Flexing the Muscles
Interview: The New Deal Unions: In the Line of Hire Culture: Too Cool for the Collective? International: The Domino Effect Industrial: A Spanner in the Works National Focus: Gathering of the Tribes History: The Welcome Nazi Tourist Bad Boss: Domm, Domm Turn Around Poetry: Just Move On. Review: Reality Bites
Socialists Give Banks a Kicking Workers Bag Leave Entitlements Australia in Terrorists� Sights Rheem Taps into Lock Out Pattern
The Soapbox Education The Locker Room Postcard
A Harsh Lesson Axe The Max India On A Dollar A Day
Labor Council of NSW |
Tool Shed Family Values II
***** Wilson "Ironbar" Tuckey is a straight talking man. He is a fearless crusader for the rights of the underprivileged, such as his son. Ironbar Junior got caught having to obey the law like everyone else and obviously, if you're a Howard minister's son, this simply will not do. Fresh from his wonderful insight that a lot of bushfires are caused by trees burning Wilson strode to the dispatch box in parliament this week to assure the house that his latest crusade was sparked by his concern for children. Especially his own. Tuckey the younger had been caught by the highway patrol and so his dad used his ministerial letterhead, as you do, to castigate the South Australian police minister and seek a more appropriate penalty, such as getting off. Its not the first time that the Federal Minister for His Own Son has come out swinging for family values. A while back he tried to get some tax concessions up for a business that owed his son a few quid. The slack jawed yokel from Western Australia tapped into the general consensus when he suggested that the ALP's campaign against him was driven by the fact that they hate children. How long Wilson has been off his medication remains unknown. Of course, because he hasn't bashed a pensioner or urinated all over the war memorial, Tuckey has not breached either the Howard Government's Ministerial Code of Conduct as enshrined in the Not Nailed Down Act. In his correspondence Tuckey implied that the South Australian Ministers of the Crown presided over a marijuana crazed administration. The fact that he bothered to make this enlightening allegation on ministerial letterhead would indicate that Tuckey is, in fact, the one who could very well be in an unstable frame of mind. The question for the Howard government now is not, as some churlish commentators have suggested, whether or not Tuckey should resign. Rather, the question is how does someone as obviously off his rocker as Wilson manage to avoid being incarcerated as a lunatic. Obviously Tuckey needs help. The Federal government knows that the man could cause untold damage unless trained professionals closely monitor him. What more appropriate institution could their be for Tuckey to receive the co-counselling he so sorely needs that in the company of the other tragic victims of their own delusional psychoses that he will find in the Federal cabinet. Our Tool Of The Week's shameful wringing of hands in parliament this week shows that he knows he has done a very bad thing. Not that Wilson has a problem with using his bully boy letterhead tactics, it was getting caught that upset Tuckey
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