Issue No 94 | 04 May 2001 | |
Tool ShedShane Stone – Soft Touch
While most Tories in this great land are laying into the Liberal Party president for going too hard on the government, we reckon this guy's a Tool for not telling it as it is. Let's face it, it's all very well to accuse Howard, Costello and Co for being "mean, tricky and out of touch". But this is just a positive gloss on their performance of the past five years. We at Workers Online have received yet another leaked memo from a source not far away from the office of Stone, where the real feelings of the Queensland MPs are chronicled. Far from being a hard-hitting expose, this document exposes the Stone memos as a snow-job, glossing over the real problems the Howard Government faces. Here are some extracts: John Howard is a limp-wristed pansy. He is soft on drugs, soft on im'grants, soft on Ab'rignles and his position on guns is down-right tree-huggin'. And look at his family values! His son can't even hold his grog! Up here, unless you can down a couple Darwin stubbies before recess you are suspected of homosexuality Calls himself a leader? This bloke couldn't organise a piss-up at Singo's house on Slipper Day. If he had any balls he'd just get into bed with Pauline, do the dirty deed and deliver redneck Australia to our once great party. As for Costello - what a toff. Just cos' you can down a few canapés with the merchant bankers doesn't make you a steak-eater. He's been out there selling the GST as if it's the latest Pfizer product, but when it comes to the Aussie Dollar he can't get his end up! Listen you mob, our people are hurting, the last thing they need is a bloke with all the humility of a petrol sniffer whistling "don't Worry, Be Happy". His smirk should be surgically removed. And don't get us talking to me about Anderson. He's the one who's taken the O out of country Australia. Look at him, walking around like he's the day master at a boarding school. He can't even pronounce his bloody vowels. As for Reith, Abbott and Co you wouldn't feed them. Yet they act as if they run the bloody country! Up here, in the real country, we have no time for wimps who forget who put them there, throwing all that money at single-mums and dole-bludgers when they should be throwing it at us. And if they don't like the message, we challenge them to a boat race and an all-in brawl. Then we'll see who's tough.
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