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  Issue No 77 Official Organ of LaborNet 10 November 2000  

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Sartor's Veladrome


Dear Sir,

As an enthusiastic cyclist , and after a recent visit to the Sydney C.B.D., I feel compelled to offer my congratulations to Fearless Frank and his adventurous Council

The C.B.D of Sydney must have what are the best Bicycle Lanes in the South Pacific.

These lanes are what used to be called pavements or footpaths, but now, together with traffic islands, are the main preserve of mountain bikers, trick cyclists, cycle message boys/girls or general circus clowns.

On any day we can be watched, usually in groups, weaving through the C.B.D.. Usually leaping from road to pavement to traffic island, riding rodeo style on one wheel, doing brake turns and then leaving our bicycles across the entrances of any shop, which we may decide to make a delivery at.

Sadly, this anarchist lifestyle is a tad disrupted by the e presence of pedestrians walking on our cycle lanes. This includes old people (most whom refuse to jump out of our way as quickly as we wish), mothers with children (a real hazard), blind people with guide dogs and the handicapped.

Weekends can be extremely distressing to us, as there are more people than usual and we now have to wear padding and helmets to prevent injury to ourselves.

Perhaps Fearless Frank could employ more ordinance inspectors with his alleged savings, (I wonder where all these savings go "Rate reductions?)

These inspectors will prevent these nuisance pedestrians from interfering with our enjoyment of these nice new bicycle lanes.

We, the usually non- rate paying, law-breaking, pavement cyclists of Sydney are over the moon about our new cycle lanes but in order to fully appreciate these facilities, suggest that pedestrians respect our claim to the pavements and either stay at home, get a car and remain in it all times or buy a bicycle and join us making a chaos that harmonizes with the rest of the rest of Franks` C.B.D.

Tom Collins (with assistance and Plagiarism from Bart)


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Features
*  US Election: Democracy Version 1.0: Time for an Upgrade America
This week the world's greatest democracy is looking pretty rickety. Michael Gadiel reports from the front line.
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*  Interview: Crikey! A Corporate Commando
He may be a lapsed Lib, but Stephen Mayne is making life hell in the boardrooms of corporate Australia. And he might have some clues for unions too.
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*  Unions: Class of 2000 Hit Redfern
They're just out of acting school and straight into the union. Tomorrow's stars and today's union members.
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*  International: US Cleaners Fast for Justice
Talks between striking janitors and the cleaning contractors who employ them resumed on Tuesday at the Sheraton Hotel in Stamford, Connecticut.
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*  History: Racing Radio
The Cup is over, but the races go on, and so does Labor council's radio station, 2KY, as it celebrates its 75th Anniversary.
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*  Legal: A Pandora's In-Box
Screening of employee's emails could be in breach of telecommunications laws, according to Minter Ellison lawyer Megan Dixon.
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*  Satire: Our Snobs Are Tops
Tony Moore on why the lucky country has always been a tosser�s paradise.
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*  Review: Brassed Off With a Tutu
Billy Elliott, currently a hit at the box office, gives a new twist to the working class rags to riches story.
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»  Sisters Celebrate Four Years
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»  Reith to Face the Music
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Columns
»  The Soapbox
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»  Sport
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»  Trades Hall
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»  Tool Shed
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Letters to the editor
»  Nader no Fels
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»  Sartor's Veladrome
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