Issue No 67 | 18 August 2000 | |
Tool ShedTory FrothBy Peter Lewis
In a country of tools, Britain's Opposition leader William Hague has shown true leadership by trying to add colour to his persona by boasting he used to drink 14 pints in a sitting. Only problem is that noone believes him.
Hague's boozing claims led to immediate scepticism because (a) he's as dull as tepid tea and (b) 14 pints in a sitting would put most people in hospital. 'Investigative reporting' (ie hanging around bars) from the British tabloids has since uncovered that anyone who remembers Hague as a youngster as being a boring git who would never shout anything to anyone - except the chorus of Rule Britannia. The ruse had been a godsend to Labour who have begun distributing beer coasters with the slogan 'Tory Froth'. In fact, Hague's only claim to fame as a youth was in delivering a set-piece suck-up on behalf of Britain's youth to the then PM Maggie Thatcher at a Conservative Party convention. Rather than draining lagers, Hague used to sit at home reading politics and dreaming of one day being Tory leader. This occurred after Blair swept to power and there was no Conservative willing to enter the shooting gallery. Enter one W.Hague. So how's he performed? Much as you'd expect. With a decimated party, he's simply played the populist card beating up law and order issues and inciting general fear and loathing amongst the lower classes. Sights of children with placards calling for paedophiles to be castrated are a good example of Hague's vision of social cohesion. That and excessive intake of alcohol. After being exposed for his 14 pints porky, Hague tried it again, getting an old mate to claim that he'd knocked back 32 rum and Cokes on his 18th birthday. While no one believes him, the increasingly desperate attempts to look like a pisshead point to some form of substance abuse by someone in the Tory show. Perhaps we can claim a little bit of credit for his public embarrassment. After all, Hague's chief spin doctor is an Aussie.
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