Issue No 66 | 11 August 2000 | |
SportSwans 2000. A 3-Act PlayBy Peter Moss
The best stories still do have a beginning, a middle and an end. And so it was with the 2000 AFL season and the Sydney Swans.
A season in three acts. A team struggling to recapture its identity after the retirement of its most prominent face. And a hero. Act 1: Hope For AFL in general, 2000 saw the worst start to a season ever, thanks to silly programming and major teething problems at the new Colonial Stadium. But Swans fans sailed around with shit-eating grins as the team, tipped to struggle sans Plugger, won well in Rounds 1-3 of the 22-game home and away season, beating St Kilda, West Coast and Melbourne. Act 2: Despair Could anything be more sickening than ex-Swan and prize dork Anthony Rocca kicking the winning goal for Collingwood in the last minute of play at the SCG in Round 4? We thought not - until the men in the red-and-white subjected us to a fiendishly clever twist on the Chinese water torture over the few weeks. A single drop of water hits the skull of the sensorially-deprived captive at precise 30 minute intervals. It is the inevitability, the absolute lack of variation, which produces insanity within hours or days. The Swans version saw the same inevitable result - a narrow defeat - reached by a different route each week, as Richmond, North and Brisbane each won nail-biters at the SCG. Then an old-fashioned thumping from the Carlton Bluebloods and a disgraceful whipping from the Junkyard Bulldogs pounded home the truth: the Swans were just not good enough, not this year. Act 3: Redemption Cometh the hour, cometh Paul Kelly. Built and tempered like a bi-pedal kelpie with a heart bigger than Uluru, the Swans' Captain Courage was expected to miss the entire season with a broken kneecap - his second horrific knee injury. But, come the last-gasp game against Fremantle in the West, who was that wiry cattledog dragging one withered leg warming up in the Swans warmup? Kelly's unannounced return jolted the club into self-respect and victories against Hawthorn, West Coast, St Kilda, Collingwood, North and Richmond. Not quite enough to fall into a finals spot, but enough to sustain the faithful through the extended off-season. The Workers Online Swans Awards 2000
Best Player
Best Goal
Best Rookie
Best Recruit
Best Win
Best Performance
Worst Performance
Funniest Moment Peter Moss is a Director of Lodestar Communications.
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