|Issue No 61||07 July 2000|
Peter Moss: Baby's First Game
Unless you've locked yourself away in a monastery (and I know someone who did - for 10 years of the Latin mass, silence and self-flagellation), there aren't that many firsts left in life as you push into the deep 30s. Not the kind of firsts you look forward to anyway.
But for a newborn, life is bristling with firsts. The inaugural smile, the original word, the primal step. And, of more interest to readers of this column, the first game of footy.
As a parent, you have the onerous responsibility of deciding which game. How soon is too soon? Can an appalling performance by your team (a real danger with the Swans this year) scar the tender young sport organs? There is precious little research to guide the sporting parent.
I have been encouraged by the startling preference of my baby daughter, Matilda, for the colour red. Just weeks after she tumbled into the world, she became fixated with an apple-red cast iron teapot.
Then, as I held her following a jog around the park, she leant forward and kissed the red V of my imitation South Melbourne/Swans guernsey. (Her mother claims Matilda was simply searching for a milk-gorged nipple, but I know what I saw).
Come the morning of the big game against Essendon, Matilda was just 34 days old. As we strapped her in for the 20 minute drive to the SCG, I was astounded that her mother had managed to swaddle such a small child in so many layers of bulky clothing, blankets, junior drizabones and asbestos space blankets.
Surely an overreaction, there was just the merest nimbus puff floating benevolently by as we left home - it looked a great Sunday arvo for football.
You know, it never used to rain on the Swans, but this year we've had a few inclement sessions. I believe that, like the team's disappointing form, this may be related to the bizarre decision by Darryn Creswell to introduce blonde highlights to his formerly unremarkable mouse-brown mop. Nothing's gone right since. (I could add that Brett 'Captain' Kirk has spent a lot of time in the seconds since trimming his sideburns, or that the team had a win the week that Troy Luff ran on with an unexpectedly groovy cut.)
Blame it on Cressa or El Nino, by the time I'd manoeuvred the Magna into a space it had no right to fill in a Surry Hills back lane, the sky looked as healthy as an emphysemiac after a coughing fit. As we reached our familiar seats in the O'Reilly Stand - a 25 minute trudge from the car - the first raindrops descended. On us. And Matilda. We scuttled back into the stand and pinched a couple of undercover seats.
The Swans put up a great show to almost topple the Bombers who, as unbeaten ladder leaders, were universally tipped to wipe Sydney out with the nonchalance of a pasty-faced AFL version of the Harlem Globetrotters.
Matilda was absolutely unfazed by the madness of the fans, and indeed quite animated after her breastfeed at quarter time. It's just possible, don't tell me it's not, that her presence helped lift the hapless Swannies to a level approaching their former glory.
Peter Moss is a director of Lodestar Communications
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