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Issue No. 236 | 03 September 2004 |
Interest Overboard
Interview: True Matilda Politics: State of Play Industrial: Capital Dilemmas Unions: Rhodes Scholars National Focus: Rennovating the Lodge International: People Power Economics: A Bit Rich History: Mine Shafts Safety: Sick Of Fighting Organising: Building a Wave Poetry: Anger In The Bush(es) Review: The Battle Of Algiers Culture: The Word On The Street
Sprung: Howard Liberal with Truth Health Warning for Bank Robbers Offensive Toilets Threaten Pupils Telstra Dials Workplace Acquiescence Privatisation Debate Energised
The Soapbox Politics Postcard The Locker Room Postcard
Co-operating At All Costs Fan Mail All Good Except You
Labor Council of NSW |
Tool Shed A Lying Rodent
***** Rodents across the nation were offended this week when they were compared with the most dangerous and incompetent Prime Minister in living memory by Liberal attack Poodle George Brandis. George denied that it had ever happened of course. Yes, it was unthinkable that anyone could ever consider that the Prime Miniature was capable of living up to the lofty values of a rodent. Brandis has form for opening the mouth before the brain is engaged. This skulking lawyer of a man has ensured that he's Hadleyed whichever way he turns. His stature as the defender of the Governments race baiting strategies have been diminished somewhat from his stating of the bleeding obvious. Brandis, a well known Costello booster, first let his feelings about Little Johnny become known during a trip to Cuba, where a few rums loosened his tongue and he spoke volubly of the Dear Leader's obvious shortcomings to Labor pollies sharing his junket. Brandis kept a straight face as he denied the allegations, contained in a statutory declaration by colourful Queensland Liberal identity Russel Galt. Brandis countered with the masterstroke of producing his own statutory declaration. Unfortunately this battle of the stat decs couldn't overwhelm the sniggering that was going on behind Brandis's back. Ironically it has been the lawyer's lawyer Brandis who has been trying to defend the indefensible in the Senate's Truth Overboard Inquiry, and thereby extract Howard from the excrement he now finds himself in. All that our Tool Of The Week managed was to get pulled into the mire himself. Nonetheless Brandis continued on with gritted teeth trying to discredit Mike Scrafton - an effort that had all the gravitas of a deflating pool pony. Why Brandis just didn't say "yes! I admit it! It's what everyone is thinking!" isn't immediately obvious. Why he decided to show loyalty to a bloke who has been quite happy to leave him hanging out to dry is curious to say the least. Especially when the man he is trying defend makes used car salesmen look positively virtuous. Of course all the "I have full faith in Senator Brandis" claptrap was trotted out, which is right up there with "the coach has the full support of the board" in terms of credibility. One can only assume that Brandis was taking the PM seriously when the lying rodent said that he wanted to campaign on trust. That statement left Australians rolling around in peals of laughter that could be heard all the way to the ballot box. Thanks to our Tool Of The Week we now have a Liberal we can trust - George Brandis, who speaks the truth when he says that the Prime Minister is a lying rodent.
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