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Issue No. 234 | 20 August 2004 |
True Lies
Interview: Trading Places Safety: Snow Job Politics: In the Vanguard Unions: Gentle Giant Goes For Gold Bad Boss: 'Porker' Chases Blue Ribbon International: Cruising For A Bruising History: Under the Influence Economics: Working Capital Review: Fahrenheit 9/11 Poetry: Bad Intelligence Rap Satire: Osama Bin Manchu
Kiwis Unfriendly, say Aussie Bankers
Parliament The Soapbox The Locker Room Tribute Postcard
Dummy Spitting Tom Relieves Himself Optimism System Screws Workers
Labor Council of NSW |
Tool Shed Holier Than Tool
***** The Liberals have long clung to the ideology of do as I say, not as I do. So it comes as no surprise that John Howard has fully endorsed Liberal MP for Parramatta, all round family man and serial hypocrite Ross Cameron, who has spent much of his public life living an absurd lie. Our Married with four children Tool Of The Week is one of those bible thumping loonies Australians are justifiably wary of. Cameron is one of those fundamentalist Norberts that are opposed to sex because it leads to dancing. His love of the free market is mirrored by a bizarre enthusiasm to regulate everyone else's private life. He took his role as parliamentary secretary for family and community services so seriously that he thought he would communally service a few other families. So it's deliciously ironic that this creep with a fascination for what other people do in their bedroom has been found loitering in one that isn't his own. It's bizarre that our sheet sniffing assistant treasurer would rather have an affair with an "exotic" Canberra solicitor than look into the plight of former employees of the James Hardie plant that is smack bang in the middle of his electorate. Instead we get a whining moralising ideologue promoting "family values" and droning on like a Mormon on amphetamines about everybody else's private lives. When he does take a break from his proselytising we get to see his version of muscular christianity. This is where he likes to beat up on people in public housing, abstract art, reds under the beds or whatever fruity issue his nutcase mates from the Ghenghis Khan with a Bible Faction of the Liberal party are foaming at the mouth about this week. Cameron has all the moral, ethical and philosophical development of a hyena, but with none of the social utility. We shouldn't be surprised given that he is the spawn of that arch-hypocrite Jim Cameron, who left the Liberal Party because of its dangerous left wing views and took up a seat in everybody's favourite nuthouse, the NSW Legislative Council as a member of Fred Nile's party. Jim's son has shown the same unhealthy overestimation of his own self worth; Ross even stooping to using his twin babies during the last election campaign. Grown up Australians are sick and tired of moral bigots like Cameron lecturing us on what is best for us while giving the green light to any ratbag carpetbagger that wants to rip us off under the guise of a 'deregulated' market or 'choice' in employment contracts or schooling. It's about time our Tool Of The Week resigned, put his pants back on, and crawled back under whatever rock he came from.
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