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Issue No. 197 | 26 September 2003 |
Coming to the Party
Interview: Crowded Lives Activists: Life With Brian Industrial: National Focus Unions: If These Walls Could Talk Economics: Beating the Bastards Media: Three Corners History: The Brisbane Line Trade: The Dumping Problem Review: Frankie's Way
Violence: Rail Workers' Hot Spray Corporate "Branch Stack" in Court Entitlements: Ball in Carr�s Court Asbestos Prospect for Home Buyers Teachers Applaud TAFE Backdown Council Delays Sweat Shop Action
The Soapbox The Locker Room Housing Politics Postcard
Shorter Hours A Sick War Taxi!
Labor Council of NSW |
Tool Shed TOOL SCHOOL
Once held up as the new wonderkid of the Liberal party, former Labor party member and man of incredible self-importance, Brendan Nelson, is enjoying his new life as a spineless Education Minister whose efforts have proved to be as intellectual as beer coaster. This week Brendan decided to stand aside wringing his hands while the worker's friend Tony Abbott held an industrial gun to the head of Australia's universities. It's probably just as well he hasn't been left in charge, as he appears to have very little in the way of what a reasonable person may call a clue. No wonder Nelson had a love affair with Labor. Gough Whitlam made it possible for him to get a free degree at Flinders University. That was in an age where there was space to sit in the library and universities could afford to pay lecturers. These days of course the Federal Government's plan for the dumbing down of society so that Liberal party members can understand it is continuing apace. Since pocketing his degree this upper class twit has discarded his earing and passion for independent thought and found himself representing those hard working people of Sydney's Upper North Shore. Left in charge of the country's universities Brendan has set up a magnificent system whereby any brain dead idiot can get a degree, as long as they can pay for it. This saves Australia from the challenging task of having to maintain an internationally recognised tertiary education system. Unfortunately the net result is that the next professional you see will more than likely possess the institutional equivalent of getting a degree off the back of a cornflake packet. That Nelson is a schmuck is no secret. That he thinks he has something to offer Australia is also no secret. We are talking of a man whose ambition has its own gravitational pull. Sadly his talent lags considerably behind his ambition. He has managed to unite university students, staff and Vice Chancellors - against him. His Liberal buddies must be wrapped that Nelson is working assiduously on ensuring that the riff raff gets weeded out of the tertiary education sector, or at least anyone who comes from a household with an income below five hundred thousand. This will make those institutions far more palatable for the offspring of Lord Downer of Baghdad or the Mad Monk from Manly. His last minute attempt to avoid the Tool Shed by praising the NSW Teachers Federation's successful campaign to reverse TAFE fees didn't fool anyone. Despite his best efforts this man for all parties is still a tool - a tool who should go back to school.
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