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Issue No. 195 | 12 September 2003 |
Coalition of the Swilling
Interview: Crowded Lives Activists: Life With Brian Industrial: National Focus Unions: If These Walls Could Talk Economics: Beating the Bastards Media: Three Corners History: The Brisbane Line Trade: The Dumping Problem Review: Frankie's Way
Teachers Attack National Stitch-Up Five Grand Extra for Unionists Telstra Gets Curry for Take Aways This Is Your Operator Freaking Millionaire Takes Candy from Carers Grass Roots Campaign Beats Bush Unions-Council Strike �Clean Hands� Partnership Call For Campaign To Save Bush Trains
The Soapbox The Locker Room Housing Politics Postcard
Labor Council of NSW |
Tool Shed Deputy Tool
***** Mudgee is a nice place. It deserves better than our serial free luncher, the Deputy PM and member for Gwydir John Anderson, who certainly ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer. 'Melba' Anderson made a mockery out of the saying 'you can take the boy out of the bush, but you can't take the bush out of the boy'. Long John has taken everything out of the bush - jobs, infrastructure, services, and a boy called John Anderson, who likes the comfy leather of Canberra so much he thought he'd keep on shining a seat in the House of Reps for a few more years yet. In keeping with the tradition of the National Party under his leadership, that of not having an original idea, Anderson has followed Dear Leader Howard in a Canute-like attempt to delay the inevitable. Rumours of his imminent plans to do the right thing by Australia and quit had them getting ready to crack out the Champagne in Coolah before Big John made his plans to stay on known earlier this week. The National Party, which is neither, could barely hide its disappointment when the man who has made his mark in public life by running up some of the biggest travel expenses known to humanity decided to hang onto his ceremonial title of Deputy PM for a while yet. Once dubbed "the Cowardly Lion:" the lugubrious Anderson has succeeded where it would previously have been thought impossible. He has made the likes of Ian Sinclair and Bob Katter appear to be intellectuals. Anderson is the man who sided with shonky foreign shipping companies against his fellow Australians. He issued the permits to allow foreign vessels to work Australian routes, throwing Australian maritime workers out of a job. As a nominal friend of the primary producer Anderson knows the importance of exports, unfortunately his greatest export has been Aussie jobs. His disingenuous arguments supporting the rapacious demands of the big end of town were so successful with the National Party's heartland that they spawned the One Nation Party. It doesn't help that the National Party have the collective IQ of a house brick. His handling of the Ansett collapse alone should have left his file marked "Never To Be Employed Again", but somehow this bumbling incompetent rose in favour with Howard cabinet. Why are we not surprised. The fundamental problem with Anderson is that he's as boring as a potato, but with none of the brains. Luckily our Tool Of the Week went to the right school, so he's never had to work for a living; finding a nice situation in Howard's sheltered workshop. A position he's unlikely to give up for a while yet - something that's bad for Mudgee, and a tragedy for all of us.
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