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A Call to Action
While there has been a lot of angst, anger and no shortage of tub-thumping over Simon Crean's push to cut union influence in the ALP, the end result of the Hawke-Wran review is that it is a call to action for unions to reclaim their party.
Interview: Save Our Souls
Labor's superannuation spokesman Nick Sherry expands on his recent discussion paper into the industry.
Unions: Rats With Wings
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Bad Boss: If The Boot Fits
Royal Commission favourite and S & B Industries top dog, Barbara Strong, carts off this week’s Bad Boss nomination.
History: Political Bower Birds
Rowan Cahill looks at a new resource detailing the fading history of the Communist Party of Australia
International: No More Business as Usual
Global unions are stepping up their campaign against corporate rip-offs
Corporate: The Seven Deadly Sins of Capitalism
Shann Turnbull outlines a new set of rules that should govern capital in the post-Enron environment
Industrial: Stiffed!
A backyard horror story has left funeral workers worrying about mooted changes to industry regulations, Jim Marr reports
Review: Prepare To Bend
If it’s a feel good flick that you want, Bend It Like Beckham is sure to satisfy on every level, writes Tara de Boehmler
Satire: Bush Boosts Sharemarket Confidence: Shares his Cocaine Stash
President Bush has rushed to re-establish confidence in the US market by distributing cocaine from his own Presidential stash to Wall Street.
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Hit List of Forced Closures
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Contracts a Thorn in Workers' Side
Fringe Success for Workers’ Pick
Activists Notebook
Competitions
Workers on Film
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Filfthy Rich and Claptrap
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Muddy Waters
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Bush Boosts Sharemarket Confidence: Shares his Cocaine Stash
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President Bush has rushed to re-establish confidence in the US market by distributing cocaine from his own Presidential stash to Wall Street.
"Whenever I'm a bit down in confidence I turn to old Charlie," said President Bush. "So why shouldn't it work for Wall Street as well".
The cocaine policy did not however achieve the desired results.
"Sending cocaine to Wall Street is like sending coal to Newcastle," said one analyst.
Even those who supported the idea of sending cocaine to Wall Street criticised the President's decision to send the substance by mail so soon after the Anthrax scares.
"I was annoyed after the FBI made me take a decontamination shower," said one Wall Street trader. "But not nearly as annoyed as when I found out they'd thrown out good cocaine too."
After a week of market collapses there was some recovery in stock prices after both President Bush and Vice President Cheney assured the market that they are no longer involved in business.
"I can assure you that I am no longer involved in any businesses," said Bush. "I distinctly remember selling all my shares just before my company crashed."
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