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Bitter Pills
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Interview: The Fels Guy
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Solidarity: Life or Death?
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Unions: Back to Basics
Tony Papa made it to the top of the Australian union movement; now he's back at the frontline organising building workers. And he's never been happier.
International: Global Terror
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History: Sorry Business
Dr Rosalind Kidd lifts the lid on the use of forced labour of Aboriginal people in Queensland right through to the 1960s.
Technology: Future Active
In his new book on net activism, Graham Meikle arges that ideas will ultimately triumph over assets.
Satire: Executive Presents PowerPoint Eulogy at Mother’s Funeral
A corporate affairs manager from a leading Sydney company yesterday delivered a moving presentation at his mother’s funeral, utilising the many features of Microsoft’s PowerPoint software.
Poetry: Santa Claus Was Coming to Oz
As we commemorate world refugee day, what can we learn about our treatment of refugees, from the case of one man from far away who tried to enter Australia last Christmas?
Review: Dial 'M' For Minority Report
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Fair Share: Link Executive Pay to Wages
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GIO Workers Challenge Bosses' Union Wages
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McDonalds Vandal Becomes Global Hero
Debate Rages Over Chinese Unions
Paul Howes' Activist Notebook
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The World Game
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A Law Unto Themselves
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Executive Presents PowerPoint Eulogy at Mother’s Funeral
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A corporate affairs manager from a leading Sydney company yesterday delivered a moving presentation at his mother’s funeral, utilising the many features of Microsoft’s PowerPoint software.
Before a packed congregation of relatives and friends, the senior executive paid tribute to his mother through a series of bullet points, graphic charts and bold-font mission statements.
He spoke lovingly of his mother's varied passions and interests, represented clearly by an animated pie graph. The eulogy also included estimated projections showing where his mother would be positioned in 10 years' time, had she not been struck dead by lymphatic cancer.
In recognition of her momentous life, the son agreed to divide his oration into three different seminar sessions, titled Early Forecasts, Key Achievements and Growth Outlook.
Tea and coffee were served in between each eulogy session, allowing delegate mourners the chance to meet and chat, or just stretch their legs.
The bereaved executive son said afterwards he thought the presentation was well received, but that he was sorry the tender story of how his mother and father met had to be dropped from the eulogy, when his laptop froze, leaving a large warning dialogue box projected onto the screen above the coffin.
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