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Issue No. 139 | 07 June 2002 |
With Prejudice
Interview: Class Action Safety: A Mother's Tale Unions: The Hottest Seat in Town International: Defensive Enterprise Economics: A Super Deal? History: A Radical Life Media: Cross Purposes Review: When the Force Is Unconscious Poetry: Wouldn't It Be Loverly
Grieving Mum Turns Cole Around Hamberger Grilled Over AWA Scam Government Shrugs Off Death Sentence Charge Action To Pay Foreign Crew Aussie Wages Birds Get More Protection Than Workers Budget Delivers - But Not For DOCS Statewide Ban On Grain Loading Howard Soft On Organised Crime? UN Honours Building Union Drugs Program Award-Winning Poet Wins Right To Write Mahathir Told to Release Labour Activisits Horta Backs Western Sahara Independence
The Soapbox The Locker Room Bosswatch Week in Review
Robbo's Rave Latham Ad Nauseum Our Home Is Girt By Wire Hands Off Hooligans!
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The Locker Room Too Good To Be True
***************** Bill Harrigan is an unassuming bloke. Luckily his ego has its own gravitational pull, so he was at the centre of things following the State of Origin encounter last week. It was important that the series is leveled, or else the dead rubber on the return leg would have turned into an even bigger fiasco than Origin one.
Despite all the hype it was difficult not to notice the swathe of empty seats evident during the opening encounter. No such problems north of the Tweed where the annual let's-deal-with-my inferiority-as-a-Queenslander festival continues to rack 'em in. So Harrigan was on hand to ensure that there was the appropriate result, and Rugby League's increasingly alarming financial position was kept out of the news for another month or so. Why the problem in attracting Origin crowds in NSW? Well, after a significant amount of research this column has deduced that the four primary factors involved are; the tickets are too expensive, the tickets are too expensive, the tickets are too expensive, and the tickets are too expensive. Also there is the unbelievably popular Stadium Australia, which has been a big hit amongst marketing executives and spin doctors for sporting organisations - which is just as well, everyone else thinks it's crap. The absence of critical faculty that hangs like a palsy about the shoulders of western society is also infecting football. The idea that Stadium Australia is an acceptable, let alone decent, venue for AFL beggars belief. Maybe after a number of sponsor's product the place is nice, and the train certainly gets people too and from the train station with a minimal amount of panic, crush and heart failure. If you aren't particularly interested in watching the game it is an excellent venue. If you do take a passing interest in the game that's cost you over an hours work to pay for the ticket to see, then you may find the blocked views and military style security a bit frustrating. Certainly it would be difficult to see the place working as a World Cup venue. The beautiful game is soaring to new heights of professionalism as some well documented acting and a plethora of shirt tugging and obstructing of forwards contribute to make Korea-Japan 2002 as the short-term memory loss event of the year. My sympathies lie with Poland. Poland is a country that has no luck. Lech Walensa and the Pope pass themselves off as celebrities in this Orwellian enfant terrible. During the seventies they faced a series of particularly trying qualification processes as no one in the Polish Football Federation got the hint that no one wanted these boorish vodka swilling lunatics anywhere near world football's premier event. Despite these insurmountable difficulties the Poles still managed to acquit themselves with more than a little distinction, including a heart stopping semi-final appearance that saw them within a rebound off a crossbar from a finals appearance. This time they've had to take on the tournament hosts South Korea in an outing that can't have been fun. Those fun loving Italians look the goods, with their subtle mixture of humility and caution winning hearts and minds in much the same way as the 2nd Airborne did at Niue Dat. This column caught up with a few jockeys last week at the Town Hall Hotel in Newtown at about four in the morning. We had a bit of a chuckle about their interesting working conditions, consoling ourselves that things could be worse. "Horses are like bouncers." Said my eight stone companion. "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." Phil Doyle - facing a penalty shot on goal. *************** Read wierd libellous shit and craziness dressed up as sanity at http://www.froggy.com.au/phildoyle
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