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Cry Freedom
If there's a common thread running through this week's issue, it's the continuing crisis faced by workers around the globe confronting the practical reality of Free Trade.
Interview: Cross Wires
Media Entertainment and Arts Alliance chief Chris Warren surveys the fluid state of the Australian media.
International: Two Tribes
As the Middle East burns, Andrew Casey shines a light into one of the world's darkest corners.
Activists: Beneath the Veil
A young Afghani woman has travelled to Australia to put a human face on the suffering of her people - and her gender.
Unions: Terror Australis
When push comes to shove, it appears the Howard Government is more scared of the Maritime Union than Osama Bin Laden, Jim Marr reports.
History: A Labor Footnote To The Royal Funeral
Stephen Holt reports that an intriguing Australian connection has been overlooked amidst the supposedly blanket media coverage of the end of the Bowes Lyon era.
Economics: Private Affluence, Public Rip-Off
New Labour's enthusiasm for business is matched only by its lack of business sense, as the private finance fiasco shows.
Review: The Great Hall of the People
In an extract from the latest issue of Labor Essays, the ARM's Richard Fidler looks at the symbolism behind the Republican debate.
Poetry: Waiting for the Living Wage
The Living Wage Case was heard this week. The workers� voices in this poem have been adapted from the evidence presented by low wage earners to the living wage case.
Satire: Israel Recruits NAB To Close West Bank
Israeli security forces have successfully enlisted the expert help of the National Australia Bank to close down the West Bank.
Baby Company Punts Netball Mum
Dairy Workers Win Global Breakthrough
Treasury Modelling Backs ACTU Claim
Bank Nabs Huge Sales Targets
Come Clean � Insurance Giants Challenged
May Day Jam and Toast
Job Security Win For Cabin Crew
Workers Gear-up For Pollution Fight
Shuffling The Deck On The Yarra
New Push On Workplace Crime
Super Child Care Win
Doubts Over Ettalong Wharf Funding
The Sane Monk Stands Down
Fabians Debate Refugees
Activists Notebook
The Soapbox
Unions and the Web � Where to Now?
Peter Lewis argues the time has come to revisit how trade unions interact with workers and how the Web could be the catalyst for such a change. The Locker Room
Free To Where?
Parents with kiddies who play a bit of sport will have noticed the escalating costs associated with their kids being involved in sport.
Week in Review
The Joys of the Chop
Workers come and workers go, right? Well, it�s the way of the world but while some get stiffed, others are stuffed with obscene amounts �
Labor and Unions - What About the Workers?
A Voice for the Shareholders
Noses in the Trough
Bugger Off
Memo: Carmen Lawrence
Police: Make the Boss a Woman
Baby Faced Brogden
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Satire
Israel Recruits NAB To Close West Bank
Extracted from The Chaser
Israeli security forces have successfully enlisted the expert help of the National Australia Bank to close down the West Bank.
"For years we'd been trying to shut down the West Bank, then Frank Cicutto comes along and manages to close the whole thing down in less than a week," said a glowing Ariel Shannon.
The NAB's strategy relied on higher self-interest rates, a policy initially implemented by Sharon several months ago. Cicutto began his work in outerlying villages of the West Bank. "We're used to doing this stuff in regional areas," explained Cicutto, as he completed the closure of all olive branches. The West Bank closure was eventually completed with a batch of new tank fees.
Cicutto expressed surprise at the common Israeli tactic of charging gunmen strongholds. "For ever gunman, there are another 20 ordinary citizens out there not being charged anything," he said. "Mortarguage rates have been too low for too long".
Cicutto denied that the NAB had only targeted Palestinians, pointing to the Troop Withdrawal fees that hit the Israel army hard in recent days. "We've been totally fair, and anyway, if they have a complaint, they can always refer complaints to the Bombardsman."
It only took days for Palestinians to flee the villages around the West Bank, surprising residents with the case of its closure. "Both my father and my grandfather died to save this land, and I had vowed to do the same," said one Ramallah resident. "But when the NAB presented me with the figures, and showed that it was just unsustainable - especially in view of what was happening in the US mortgage securitisation market - I couldn't help but accept their logic."
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