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Issue No. 127 | 08 March 2002 |
Power Plays
Interview: Still Flying Women: Suffrage or Suffering Industrial: No Coco Pops For Brenda Unions: Back to the Heartland Activists: Getting to the Point International: Push Polling Economics: Debt Defaulters Poetry: Those Were the Days Review: Black Hawk Dud Satire: Fox-Lew Launch Rescue Bid for Beta Video
Dunny Wars: Will Workers Carry the Can? Go Forth and Multiply � Unions on Women Howard Shuts Workers Out Of Steel Talks Questions Remain As Rio Rings Changes Unions Fight 'Industrial Blackmail' IT Workers Get Their Own Geek Scopes Brazilian Unions Study Aussie Experience
The Soapbox The Locker Room Week in Review Tool Shed
Collins Goes Cahill
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The Locker Room Debt Before DishonourBy Phil Doyle
******************** Humanity surpassed itself last week as everyone jostled for the moral high ground amidst allegations from the has-been-that-never-was, Dale Lewis, that a fondness for dance music and its associated lifestyle choices is prevalent amongst AFL footballers. Of course we all know that the 700 odd professional footballers (and trust me, they are odd) never use drugs, are all fit clean young men who love their mum, and there isn't one of them that's in any way homosexual. There probably is a bit in what Lewis (Dale, not Peter) has to say. As usual the truth will fall somewhere in between, like the remote down the back of a cheap vinyl lounge. And you may as well lose the remote down the back of the lounge Foxtel and Optus are to provide more choice to the consumer by merging. Sources indicate the new entity will be called Foxtus. Apparently it has something to do with market forces which in this country means someone related to Packer, K. And while cable Television scrambles to occupy the moral depths left vacant by our elite footballers, it doesn't have this domain to itself This is shared with two year old racing. It's that time of the year again when we sink the Golden Slipper into equine sensibilities and engage in racing's equivalent of child labour or, more to the point, the horsey equivalent of pulling lucky numbers at the Royal Easter Show. If you are up for a punt you really can't go past the Waterhouse bag. After all, if you do move from the black, through the red and into the brown then there's always an 'honorable' way to settle your debts. That's why racing is such a noble sport. Not like Formula One. The worlds biggest Scalectrix set is teetering on bankruptcy, while the annual Melbourne Men With A Small Penis Festival caused all sorts of mayhem to an area normally associated with good old fashioned police brutality. Some rich brat won, while an Australian finished in the top four hundred apparently. Who cares? The feel good sports story of the week was seeing Frank Hyde singing Danny Boy again, for St George this time, as part of a cabal that is seeking the Dragons return to Kogarah. This auspicious group has enlisted none other that the coach of the United States Rugby League Team. This is the sort of heavyweight that just might swing things for those who kept the notorious Nazi, Skull, out of Kogarah in the 70's and 80's forcing the dropkick to watch the games from atop a stepladder outside the ground. Lets just hope they don't rely on statistics to back up their case. What was that percentage of drug taking footballers that Dale Lewis quoted again? Go Roys.
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