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  Issue No 110 Official Organ of LaborNet 07 September 2001  

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Ethnic Wog Gangs Rape Everyone

Extracted from The Chaser

People who are white in colour are being raped by people who are not white, an exclusive Chaser investigation found last week.

 
 

The Chaser

While the exact number being raped at any one time is unclear, the exclusive Chaser report shows that it is approximately equal to absolutely everybody. The disturbing conclusions to be drawn from recent anecdotal evidence will confirm the unarticulated fears of average readers that by and large all non-junkie related crime is perpetrated by citizens from non-Anglo Saxon backgrounds known as "non-Australians".

While our investigation is intended to suggest that all ethnics are at least potential rapists, there are even more shocking revelations. Based on isolated incidents from areas which can be described as ethnic ghettos if you ignore the white majority, the shocking evidence show that all people from the Middle East are even bigger rapists than the others. The cause of this chronic deviance is a terrifying, mysterious religious cult known as "Islam" which promotes a "jihad" or "holy rape war". Sources say that if you are an "Islamist", it's just rape rape rape rape all day long.

Our investigation discovered that the whole community is guilty and that attempts by the majority from these ethic communities to condemn those committing the crime should be ignored. It is far safer to assume that they are all behind it.And they probably came up with the idea in their Mosque-thingo.

We call on the government to make immediate knee-jerk changes to legislation in the midst of this public furore we have created. Laws must ensure that these rapists never the see the light of day, unless they are willing to renounce their ridiculous and difficult to understand beliefs and convert to Christianity.

We call on the government to make sure that laws see these foreign rapists spend their life in jail (while not being too harsh for times when our tanked up sons get too frisky at their college victory dinners).


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In this issue
Features
*  Interview: Cast Adrift
Ethnic Communities Council chair Salvatore Scevola gives his take on the Tampa saga and the underlying attitudes driving the debate.
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*  Workplace: Coming to Australia
Jagath Banderra recounts his own experience as a new arrival in Australia entering the workforce.
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*  Human Rights: Long Road to Nowhere
Iraqi refugees travel the same tortuous road as Afghans. The refugees on the Tampa have almost certainly endured a similar ordeal.
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*  Immigration: Experience Required
Veronica Apap looks at the many difficulties migrants face in having their skills recognised in Australia.
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*  International: Why Economic Rationalism Isn't
The CFMEUs Phil Davey surveys the wreckage after 10 years of Brazil's Government doing what the free marketeers want.
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*  History: Johnny's Naruan Wet Dream
Rowan Cahill looks at how Australia's preferred refugee dumping ground's history is indelibly linked with our own.
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*  Unions: Getting the Message Out
Caroline Alcorso argues the integration of immigrant workers into the trade union movement has been a central issue in Australia’s post-war labor history.
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*  Work/Time/Life: Driven To The Edge
In the ACTU’S groundbreaking Fifty Families report there is one particularly sobering story. Frank tells how the modern workplace is driving some people to the fatal edge.
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*  Review: Whose Party?
NSW Labor’s century of successes began in 1910, as did the “middle classing” of Labor policy.
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*  Satire: Ethnic Wog Gangs Rape Everyone
People who are white in colour are being raped by people who are not white, an exclusive Chaser investigation found last week.
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News
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»  Long Hours Corrode Family Life Says Study
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»  Chronic Stress in Child Care
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»  WorkCover: Bell Rings for Round Two
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»  Transfield Fire Sale Threatens Entitlements
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»  Foot-And-Mouth Heroes Face The Boot
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»  Superannuation Warning to Labor
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»  Bully Casino Locks Out Workers
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»  Bra Wars: US Giant Quit Burma
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»  Sydney's Salsa for Saharawis
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»  Labor Council Revamps Online
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»  Get Ready to Wobble
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»  Activists' Notebook
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Columns
»  The Soapbox
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»  The Locker Room
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»  Trades Hall
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»  Tool Shed
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Letters to the editor
»  Tampa Feedback
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»  Battling the Bullies
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»  Searching for John McNeill, Labor MP
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»  Tom Seeks Family Leave
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»  Spell Check
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»  Injured and Ripped Off
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